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So, it’s late on a Sunday night and I’m watching a made-for-tv movie. That’s probably my first mistake right there, but I’m finding some funny truisms.
Beautiful people are safe. If you are a beautiful person, some how, despite all odds, you’ll survive You may be delta force commando, but if you ugly, you dead.
Bus Drivers have a short life span. If you’re a bus driver and the world is coming to an end…call in sick. You’re not gonna save the world from your bus seat, and you’re only purpose is to provide that 3 second camera shot with your face all twisted and eyeballs popping as a whirlwind, comet, or tidal wave comes hurtling at you.
Lame pickup lines work. For whatever reason, perfectly smart and beautiful women will succomb to the dumbest of pickup lines if the end of the world is imminent.
No points for being first. If you’re the first guy to figure out the world is coming to an end, you’re end is coming too. Somehow the guy/gal who figures it out first, always is rushing to tell someone who can do something and gets hit, smacked, crushed, or choked by an angry goldfish before they can pass one their vital information.
New York and DC bite the dust. For those of you that live in New York and DC, you’re likely to get hit by a meteor or a flood. Well, you only get hit if you life in Manhattan or anywhere near the Washington Monument.
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